possible new career track??

I don't know if any of you know this or not, but I enjoy making up tag lines for things. Sometimes it's for a product or an event, but I think it's fun to make up catchy lines that make people chuckle--a play on words that make them think about things in a different way.

Anyways, I'm telling you all of this because I think I came up with a good one yesterday. I was putting away my christmas tree (yes, i know it was valentine's day, but better late than never, right?) and when I went looking for something to help with rolling up the gold ribbon like a paper towel roll or toilet paper roll, I decided to use the toilet paper roll holder. It fit the job requirements perfectly, so I rolled up the ribbon on to the white rod, and when it was all rolled up, it reminded me of toilet paper for royalty. haha. i know this sounds rediculous, but just wait...

I thought, being the great roommate I am, I would put the ribbon roll back on the mount and leave it there for my beautiful roommate to find. :)

When she came home last night and used the bathroom, she found the royal toilet paper and laughed. She asked me if I did it, and that's when the amazing tag line came into my head (they usually just pop in unannounced and without prompting.) I casually replied to her, "Yes, it's royal toilet paper for your heiny-ess." hahhahahahhahahah c'mon, laugh...you know it's funny. and it's catchy too!

so, now i'm stuck. i have a great tag line for a toilet paper company, but i do not know anyone in the toilet paper business. networking is key with this sort of thing. if you have any ideas on how I can use my skills, my intellectual property persay, to get more than just a laugh, if you know what I mean...let me know?? the full-time ministry thing is still plan A, but it would be great to have something to fall back on, ya know?